Super Powers: Product Management, Strategic Vision, Company Operations, PR & Events Coordination, Recruiting … but mostly being “Chairman of Picking This Week’s Lunch Caterer”.
Super Powers: Staring at the same excel sheet for many hours and still being able to remember my name, finding simple solutions to complex problems, and the uncanny knack to be able to eat a full dinner, and still be the last one standing at the “all you can eat” rib joint.
Super Powers: PHP Programming, MySQL/PostgreSQL databases, builder of many reports.
Super Powers: System & database architecture, programming in various languages, and the ability to consume more Mountain Dew in one day then should be humanly possible.
Super Powers: Trouble-shooting problems and coming up with creative solutions.
Super Powers: All that visual stuff — Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, Flash, Web Design, css, actionscript…
Super Powers: Project management, PHP/MySQL programming, ability to be funny without other people realizing it.
Super Powers: Trussing a chicken with my eyes closed, flipping food in my sauté pan, a high tolerance to hot surfaces and being ONE with my knives. I also have the unique ability to know when beer:30 starts without ever looking at a clock.
Super Powers: Herding cats, the written word, distorting the truth in color with Excel, member of the CST (the Cheat Surgical Team), reading and understanding specs, writing specs that other people can understand, brewing beer, pratfalls, impact injuries and lacerations, teaching people how to ski, and determining the breaking point of any given piece of software.
Super Powers: Knowing when things are about to go sideways and stepping in to prevent that from happening. Taking one for the team. Assuring clients that “we got this”.
Super Powers: Codes tall buildings in a single bound, more knowledgeable than a locomotive, types faster than a speeding bullet.
Super Power: QA for mostly Core projects, Master of test plans and organization.
Super Powers: Troubleshooting, problem solving, maximizing efficiency, locating solutions from the depths of the internet.
Super Power: Writing Toolz Reports, Answering Your Questions About Toolz Reports, Fixing HTML/CSS, Shoveling Data Around With A SQL-Spade
Super Power: Quality Testing, Automation, and occasional Server Killer (sorry!).
Super Power: Hyping up awesome new features, turning ideas into concrete results.
Super Power: Working with our clients to provide solutions for all their clients’ needs.
Super Power: I just try to keep all our things running well, like our AWS instances, our data center and Linode servers, and our network services.