Super Power: Writing Toolz Reports, Answering Your Questions About Toolz Reports, Fixing HTML/CSS, Shoveling Data Around With A SQL-Spade

Secret Powers: Testing indicates she is able to [REDACTED] most known [REDACTED] with a negligible margin of error.

My Dark Secret:

I inhabit the fleshy body of the Surfmerchant formerly known as Greg. Greg is gone, and with time no one will remember him. Very soon, there will only be Audrey.

Soon, there will only ever have been Audrey.

A Few Of My Favorite Things: Birds; spaceships; the infinite void that gazes back, fondly; puns.