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John Hsu

Managing Partner / Token Figurehead

Super Powers: Product Management, Strategic Vision, Company Operations, PR & Events Coordination, Recruiting … but mostly being “Chairman of Picking This Week’s Lunch Caterer”.

Secret Power: Uncanny ability to suddenly get crushed in SurfMerchants Fantasy Football playoffs at the worst possible time … to the worst possible opponent.

Dark Secret: I used to carve up dead corpses late into the cold, cold night … until I dropped out of med school and went to Berklee College of Music (where I carved up funky grooves late into the cold, cold night).

Favorite Things:

Inhaling the Craft Cocktail/Gatropub scene in cities all over the world with my wife
The Artist Formerly Known as the Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Being the only Steeler AND Patriots fan on the planet
Teaching Whiskey Classes (which NEVER include Rosebank 21 or William Larue Weller because there are some things you don’t share)
Being a personal servant to my 4 pound Shorkie master

My Personal Motto: “Our life is our art” — John Lennon

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