Super Powers: System & database architecture, programming in various languages, and the ability to consume more Mountain Dew in one day then should be humanly possible.

Dark Secret: There was a time (albeit last century) that I used Windows.

Favorite Things: Getting beaten at chess, Guinness, bending computers to my will, hanging out with my family.

My Personal Motto: Use the right tool for the job; “To a person that only owns a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.” – Abraham Maslow